I made a deal with the Devil (a.k.a. Alex). I have to post this conversation between me and her so she'll post a very funny conversation between her and her sister. So, here it goes...

M: I don't like V8.


EIY: That's okay; it's loaded with sodium.

You should've had one anyway.


M: But I don't wanna! *sits down and pouts*


EIY: What about celery with peanut butter? That's what I'm eating right now.


M: With chocolate chips. Yum.


EIY: Hmmm . . . I don't have any. Otherwise, I'd try it.


M: It's also good with raisens.


EIY: Ants on a log.


M: Exactly.


EIY: It's something Spock wouldn't understand. Fascinating.


M: Well, insects are high in protien. Ounce for ounce, some have even more than steak. He just wouldn't get the log part... unless we were talking about beavers. Then it would be perfectly logical to be talking about eating ants on a log. But we're not talking about beavers. So there. HA!! No wait... what?


EIY: He probably wouldn't understand why such a name makes the snack appealing for young children.


M: Kids eat dirt (or at least I did). And bugs. We kiss frogs just to freak out our parents and we play in mud. Whats not to get?


EIY: You're right. A Vulcan would probably not understand such behaviors because they are taught to be logical as children. However, since Spock is half-human, perhaps he endured such strange urges as a child as well. I wonder what the others would think of that.


M: If they were humans, they would have thrown rocks at him. But since they're Vulcan, they would have just told him that his behavior us illogical and should therefore stop.


EIY: And he would then proceed to make mudpies all by himself. Poor space elf.


M: I see him more as reading text books for fun (if they have books in the future, I'm pretty sure it's all on computer disc... though in one episode, a guy had real books, but said they're rare. Well there you go then, that answers it. He'd read computer data for fun... wow, I had an entire conversation with my self. THAT'S SO COOL!!). Or maybe he'd throw the mudpies. That's what I used them for.


EIY: Or he could eat the mudpies. Practice vegetarianism.

Stacy: It's only logical, being that he went through the effort to make it.


M: It wouldn't be logical since there isn't any nutritional value to dirt. So therefore the effort expended was illogical. I have no idea where I'm going with this.


EIY: I don't know, but you could be the one to find out.


M: To Vulcan!!


EIY: You can abduct aliens and run kooky experiments on them.


M: Only if the expirements involve leather, chains, handcuffs and a gag ball.


EIY: What about the caffeine?


M: Why? It doesn't affect them.

And honestly, I'm a little disappointed by your reaction to my previous comment.


EIY: I figured that whatever popped up in my head was doubtlessly much different than what you had in mind. You could torture them with meatballs.


M: Do you even know what I was implying?


EIY: Let me look back . . . Ooo, probably something dirty that I haven't quite grasped. I can very well guess, but you probably would come up with another bizarre use of the torture-esque devices that would make even Spock say, "What the *bleep*?"


M: They're equipment for kinky sex. Wow. Normally having to explain something makes it less funny, but not this time!


EIY: But would it apply to Vulcans?


M: I thought you meant Vulcans when you said I could kidnap aliens and run kooky experiments on them.


EIY: No, I meant the kinky sex devices.


M: Oh. Wow, this conversation is making us both look like idiots.

I guess I'd find out at the time. Heh heh heh...


EIY: With a Vulcan, all you need for kinky sex is a Chinese finger trap. Actually, that's probably masturbation.


M: LOL~!! I bet the story of Little Jack Horner is like porn to them.


EIY: Little Jack Horney is more like it.


M: Lawl. You're so bad. That story always make me think of American Pie because of the apple pie scene.


EIY: I love that song. I think I know it by heart, even though it's like ten minutes long or something.

"A long, long time ago, I can still remember how that music used to make me smile . . ."


M: I meant the movie American Pie...

And I used to love that song so much when I was younger.

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*is unable to do Vulcan peace sign for sheer dumbfoundedness*