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CRANK 2

Sat Sep 12, 2009, 4:22 PM
  • Mood: Not Impressed
  • Listening to: Starts With One by Shiny Toy Guns
  • Reading: Vulcan's Glory by D.C. Fontana
  • Watching: Starts With One [Bones/Kirk/Spock][Star Trek 2009]
So I watched said movie. Well, actually I watched 35 painful minutes of said movie before turning it off.

Seriously, this was my face the entire time: :iconnothappyplz:

I honestly don't think I'm exaggerating when I say I saw more boobs in that movie than in my entire life so far, and that's including the ones I've seen in the mirror. It was DEFINETELY the most times I've heard the F-bomb.

My eyebrows were raised for such an extended period of time, I have wrinkles (they're small and no doubt temporary, but they're still there).

I just thought of a drinking game for Crank 2: one shot of tequila for every boob and one shot of vodka every time the word "fuck" or its variants is said. You'll be dead in 10 minutes (the only reason it takes that long is because the first 9 minutes and 40 seconds are thankfully free of dialoge).

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65 days 4 hours and 38 minutes until the release of Star Trek XI on DVD and Blu-ray.

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LLaP.

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~E-R-McMonty Sep 13, 2009, 5:50:12 PM
What's this movie? *cocks head*
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~deathtothenote Sep 14, 2009, 4:35:22 PM
what does llap mean? oh wait, nevermind. I think i got it lol. Wow, that crank movie sounds dumnb. I can't for star trek to come out~! I wanna see it so bad

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You can call me the Nanerpus, Nanerpus. And i like pancakes~!
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~Melusedek Sep 16, 2009, 2:31:09 PM
Live Long and Prosper, just in case.

61 days and counting until November 17!! When it comes out on DVD and Blu-Ray, I'm going to buy it and invite all of my friends over to my Grandma and Grandpa's house to watch it on their huge mega awesome TV and blu-ray player. Hopefully.

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"Space, the final frontier. These are the voyages of the starship Enterprise. It's five year mission: to explore strange new worlds, to seek out new life and new civilizations, to boldly go where no man has gone before."
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~Melusedek Sep 16, 2009, 2:34:38 PM
Stupid. It's about ths guy who gets kidnapped so they can harvest his organs and they take out his heart and replace it with a battery operated one. So, of course, the battery starts to drain so he has to keep electrocuting himself to keep it working so he can, you know, live. Now I know that soundsd like a good story line, and it is, but the movie was god-aweful.

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"Space, the final frontier. These are the voyages of the starship Enterprise. It's five year mission: to explore strange new worlds, to seek out new life and new civilizations, to boldly go where no man has gone before."
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~Melusedek Sep 16, 2009, 2:34:54 PM
PaLL.

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"Space, the final frontier. These are the voyages of the starship Enterprise. It's five year mission: to explore strange new worlds, to seek out new life and new civilizations, to boldly go where no man has gone before."
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~E-R-McMonty Sep 16, 2009, 6:07:41 PM
What movie was it again? I already forgot.
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~deathtothenote Sep 16, 2009, 6:11:58 PM
omgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgo mgomgomgomgomgomgomgomomgomgomgomg~! I'm so excited~! It's gonna be awesome~!

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You can call me the Nanerpus, Nanerpus. And i like pancakes~!
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~Melusedek Sep 18, 2009, 8:42:15 PM
Peace and Long Life (customary reply to LLaP).

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"Space, the final frontier. These are the voyages of the starship Enterprise. It's five year mission: to explore strange new worlds, to seek out new life and new civilizations, to boldly go where no man has gone before."
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